today we remember cinderella.
all of the good times we had with her.
her beautiful gloves.
blue dress.
that time she spent at the officer and belle's wedding. how she danced then.
how much fun she had with her sister, sleeping beauty.
never again will she hold hands with her prince.
never again.
why??
because i am the mother of a chewer.
my child's oral fixation has to do with his mouth.
must. have. something. in. his. mouth.
poor cinderella.
maybe she can get replacement hands like luke skywalker
did when darth vader cut his off.
maybe not.
1 comment:
I seriously can't stop laughing!!! Mostly at the very last thought, about getting replacement hands like Luke. HAHAHAHA!!! Poor Cinderelly.
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